Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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