There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize