He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
there's paper in my vomit.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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