He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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