It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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