Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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