I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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