I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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