Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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