If that was your dad, he is hot
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
