Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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