Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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