butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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