Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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