But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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