She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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