People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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