Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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