We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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