found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i think i have herpe
just one?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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