God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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