Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
