She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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