Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i think i have two assholes
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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