i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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