Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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