I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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