Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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