Will you blow on my dice?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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