Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
only you would photoshop your dick
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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