Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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