I didn't shave. On purpose
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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