You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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