You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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