I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Rumble strips road head = magical
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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