Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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