i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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