She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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