i don't like sucking hair
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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