the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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