Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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