I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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