these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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