ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
