I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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