talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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