Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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