that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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