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I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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