Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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