grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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