biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
