remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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